ABOUT $ROCK
BlackRock recently filed to add staking to its Ethereum ETF causing a massive surge in market cap and sentiment.
Dogs have long since ruled the ETH memecoin space. The canine coin is as imperative to Ethereum’s success as BlackRock’s backing and bullish support.
BlackRock Inu Roadmap
(Totally Serious. Not Really.)
Phase 1: The Barkening
Launch the token (press button, pray)
Website goes live (dark, edgy, confusing)
Meme production factory opens (powered by caffeine and delusion)
First 100 holders get eternal glory (and absolutely nothing else)
Phase 2: Flex & Fetch
Get listed on sketchy trackers (and maybe CoinGecko)
Influencers with 17 followers start shilling
Dog learns to flex on Telegram
Twitter raids intensify — memes per minute increase
Phase 3: Sit. Stay. Moon.
CEX listings? Maybe. If they like dogs with abs.
Merch drop: T-shirts, mugs, possibly protein powder
Billboard in the middle of nowhere (for the culture)
Meme contest with prizes like $5 and bragging rights
Phase 4: World Inu-nation
Community-run DAO where no one agrees on anything
Movie rights optioned by no one
BlackRock (the real one) sends cease & desist — we frame it
Token hits $0.69 and we all celebrate like it’s $69k
TOKENOMICS
100M $ROCK
Tax 0/0
LP burned
Ownership renounced
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$ROCK GALLERY
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